Revenue of casinos versus Biology doctorates

August 28, 2015 11:00 AM

What do biology grad students do seven years out of school? They spend their billions at the casino, obviously! For the time period tracked, biology and biomedical degrees awarded were followed seven years later by a correlatable increase in national casino revenue. And by “correlatable” I mean “each biology doctorate would need to gamble over $10 million to make this theory plausible.”  Either casino investments would wisely be followed by funding biology scholarships, or the 95.5% correlation is totally spurious.

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